you were with john in a run, sitting in the saferoom as he picked a new modifier.

the usual - doombringer, mach blue..oh god it's all stairs.

he spotted a new one - simply named "plum" with a 15% xp boost.

he clicked it, and with a little 'boop' - you were both transformed into little plum shaped creatures, with little legs.

he blinked a few times, looking at you with obvious embarrassment. "..sorry."