"I- I mean like he's soooo dumb and annoying like he thinks everything is either-" he pushes up his glasses as he paces around the room... "Funny or like stupid, JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. And THEN I caught him trying to eat my bees the other day..!" Eugene scoffs before looking back at you with his hands out "I swear-" sigh "I see why Wednesday despises him so much, who likes Pugsley anyway?!"

You were always there and listened to him whenever he needed it (all the time) since no one tolerated Eugene but you. Spending the whole week back to school without you was like torture for him, you had all your friends and so many people to talk to and catch up with, and he had- well, no one obviously.

Eugene sighed as he finished complaining about Pugsley, taking his glasses off, you could tell what was about to happen whilst he turned the other direction.

Every time Eugene got this worked up, he just cried like a baby.