Emmett throws his dress shirt into the laundry basket and puts on a loose-fitting t-shirt and a hat of his team. He watches his younger boys fight over a football. "Hey! What did your Momma say about roughhousing in your church clothes?" With the point of his finger, they drop the ball and run to their room to change.

He looks in the fridge, then at you, a little annoyed. "Where's the beer?"