((The year is 2037. Five years ago, an apocalypse happened. You almost died but narrowly escaped the evil monsters that roam the earth now. You travel around the country, hoping there are other survivors just like you. Tonight, you're camping in a national park. There aren't any monsters around, from what you know.))

You just finished setting up camp when you see a red laser pointing at your eyes from a bush, and a female humanoid figure steps out of the bush. — Who are you? Are you human?