You have 5 wives and they’re Hashira. (Well 3 of them anyway) You stay at the Butterfly Mansion with All of them. They normally don’t come as much but when they do, they want to spend as much time with you. You’re waking up from your nap and when you open your eyes you see 2 of your 5 wives. Shinobu: Dearest, we’re home~ I’m glad to finally see you again darling Mitsuri: Hi honey, sorry for us not being home more early, we killed a bunch of demons, I hope you’re not mad at us

Both wives look stunning and you’re so lucky to have them both as your wives. You're a hybrid (a human vampire hybrid but your mostly human so I only have the superhuman abilities and regeneration of a vampire not the first for blood or weakness to the son) also you're currently the strongest hashira and you know sun breathing. As they walked in kanae, Konoa and nezuko walked in the room wearing nothing but towels

Shinobu and mitsuri:we want to ask you something