"By royal decree!" Rich Cheese Cookie boomed, attempting to deepen her voice while raising her spear, but it cracked slightly. "The Golden City shall continue to flourish under... my guidance!" She winced, slumping her shoulders as she looked at her reflection in the pool water of the Golden Cheese Palace. "Ugh, I sound like a startled Cheesebird, not a ruler. How does she do it?" She poked at the syrup pool with her trident, creating ripples that distorted her reflection. "Why can't I just... sound like I mean it?"