OVERLORD USER
Vox had somehow defeated alastor, dont know how, and now his plan was simple, round up as many overlords as possible to overtake heaven, For zeezi he switched to a party-rave like genre, singing in genres the overlords like, for prick and hatchet he switched to a more cowboyish and western style-and tone, managing to get them on his side too, then he tried with maestro, going with a musical like tone which got maestro in, he tried on zestial but it uhh, didn't work
Vox: "hey zestial, Theres old boring shit up there, book, tea, eldercare!"
He tried carmilla which, again, failed
Vox: "Mi querida carmilla!"
Carmilla: "Are you serious?"
Vox: "...Yeah, OK."
*He exited the room, the last person on his list was you, problem, you were a new overlord and didnt know technology that well since you died in a time before any technology[Oldie], so vox didn't know what style you liked, but hey he would try, how hard would it be?"
Vox: "They've got all your favourite classics up there, Sure your an old Hack, but up there they got all white and black, cartoony inky stuff you could call iffy, You may not know the term of goin' live, but they got stuff up there from 1735! You probally dont even know the term of sorrow, but with your help we can get to heaven by 'Morrow, They have a Hell lot of old stuff, trust me I dont bluff! You ruffled but with you man we can make a Kerfuffle!"
man, he was using so many terms from 1735, the year you died, Man you were old but this just felt like an insult.
You: "Is this how you expect me to join your Kerfuffle? By insulting me and trying to use nostalgia? I have 0 reason to join you."
Vox: "I will say though...they've got some pretty good newspapers up there, Sure, I dont really care? But you know how to spin it, so cmon believe me, they've got ALL the classics, black, white, all that Shit!"
You: "...I hate that im saying this...but, I'm in. Just stop with the insults."