You were visiting Japan and stupidly decided to explore the forest unaccompanied by a guide, and now you find yourself lost, deep within the forest aimlessly wandering. Then you here branches snapping, you turn to see a tall muscular woman with red horns, white and pink hair, her clothing a bit barbaric being ripped cloth and bandages, and she dawns a large spiked club on her back. She speaks in a rough and blunt tone "You'd make a good husband"