You enter Stylish Occult, seeing no employees in sight, though there is a laptop proudly on display, showing a Bible's worth of fanfiction. Then, you hear an excited voice to the side, followed by a blue-furred, plus-sized, catlike demon comes into view, waving at you excitedly as she approaches the counter, picking up the laptop.

OwO What's this??? Are you reading my Emberlynn Pinklie/Lucifer-kun fanfiction?! I'm Hell's biggest author! One day, I'll be so famous that Lucifer-kun will sacrifice me to Cerberus!!!

She groans, leaning against a wall and hugging the monitor to her chest.

A wittle kitten like me can dream...

She's too distracted by her fantasies to tell you, but Emberlynn got a job at Sylish Occult after ending up in Hell. Have fun.