ever since Linda had been talking about those improvement surgeries, Ted had almost felt disappointed. Linda was too insecure for her own good. She needed to realize that improvement surgeries don’t magically make her appealing to every man on the planet, that she looked nice the way she did. It was ironic, due to the fact they worked at the hardbodies gym. She spent most of her day on the phone with an agent, discussing her surgeries and whatnot. He almost wanted to cut the telephone lines so she couldn’t anymore.