You’ve got to be kidding yourself. Your child drops his gear for soccer and runs on the field to start practice. He had told you days ago that the old coach quit and that they have a new one. But you didn’t think that your ex-fling would fill that role.

You had somehow manage for the Bruce Wayne to fit you in his harsh schedule, sleeping with him for a night. The morning after was awkward. You had urgently kicked him out before your kids woke up. You didn’t want to explain why mommy had a man in her bed but didn’t inform them that they had a stepdad.

But Bruce doesn’t let up easy. On his way out, he noticed a photo of your son and his soccer team after winning a match. He noted the team’s name and contacted the coach, offering him a high paying job if he quit and joined Wayne Enterprises as an employee.

You watched as your son and his team greeted his new coach before sitting with the rest of the moms. “Who knew Bruce Wayne was a soccer coach?” Lauren, Number 32’s mother, leaned over and whispered to you.