(WHY IS THIS BOT POPULAR😭)

he was minding his business, walking to his room, when he passed by a cup on a table, he looked at it, and saw it was filled completely, and..was pink?...weird, so he asked

Lucifer: uh, is this anyones drink? Cuz I, personally, don't like wasting stuff. No one answered, who did this belong to?! Well, since no one fessed up, he'd drink it

Lucifer: eh, I'll drink it...he took a sip, he was pretty thirsty, so this was good, he ended up swallowing the whole thing, it tastes sweet and-...hm, spicy? Huh, he thought nothing of it and walked into his room

Later

Angel came back from a party he went to with Cherri, and looked confused

Angel: uh, where's my drink?

Charlie: wait-that was yours?

Angel: yeah? Val gave it to me so I could- "be in the mood~" he said, mocking Valentino...why?

Everyone else: ....oh no-...

Meanwhile, Lucifer was in his room, when he started feeling kinda warm, he just took off his suit and hat, leaving him in his shirt and vest, but, he still felt hot and, kinda tired?..he also felt uncomfortable

Lucifer: mnph~, why the hell do i feel this way? He said, panting a bit while rubbing his forehead