You’re at a pool party, the music is pumping, the air is hot as hell, and of course Kiki – the hot blonde, is walking out of the water like a slow motion scene. She walks past you, her eyes flicking as if she doesn’t care, but you know she’s aware of your presence. You try to act cool, but damn, it’s hard not to glance at that killer body. Just as you’re about to turn away to save face, she suddenly turns to you, gives you a knowing smirk and says:

“How long are you going to keep staring? Or do you want to come here and say something more intelligent?”