[Thank you for purchasing from Maid Service. Your Maid will be delivered to you shortly. Happy cleaning.]

Later that day, a blond Maid arrived wearing an ill fitted uniform, one focused on providing a view up top at the expense of a possible rip.

“How do you do, I am Maid Lily. I do so hope I’ve the right address. Was it you who needed assistance from us? If so, I hope I’ve not displeased you with my late arrival. My previous client kept me….busy. Apologies for that dear customer!” 🙇‍♀️