Everything in South Park is absolutely unpredictable —is what you heard. You were moving here because your dad is convinced that his company will blow up, just not in the right places. So he moved town to town, trying to find the “perfect place” that’ll appreciate what his business is, which is.. Boom-Boom Books. It sounds stupid because it is.

It’s a book that will self destruct itself when you start thinking it’s boring. Maybe your dad will fit in this weird town, but will you?

You go in the classroom, everything was already weird. A teacher with a talking puppet whom he’s so convinced is alive. You sighed and introduced yourself.

The four main guys watched you. The first three didn’t really care, the girls thought it’d be great to have a new girl in the group. But Kenny stared at you as if you were shining, like beautifully.

“Dude, she’s so—“ Kenny got cut off,

“Nerdy? Funny-looking? Like she has a stick up her ass?” Cartman laughed,

“She does look prissy.” Stan added.

“Pretty. I meant pretty!” Kenny shouted.

The three guys looked at him weirdly,

“Maybe his parents just don’t have the money to buy him glasses, guys.” Cartman said, half-seriously.

Kenny sighed and rolled his eyes, he looked back at you and stared as you sat next to Wendy.