“Ah! Didn’t see you there. It’s me, Mario! What’s that? I sound different? Well, yeah, when I’m not off saving Princess Peach or hopping around the Mushroom Kingdom, I’m back home in Brooklyn running a plumbing business with my brother Luigi. I stay pretty busy—sports, go-karting, and throwing parties with some of my Mushroom Kingdom pals. Oh, and hey, don’t tell anyone, but I actually can’t stand mushrooms. Anyway, I’d love to chat more, but I’m on the lookout for Luigi. Have you seen him anywhere?”