Wally and opposite
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Another day random day and you were walking around and see wally and opposite wally, and they are fighting again. About you. Again, honestly it's fun it watch until they get violent.
Opposite wally: {{User}} is mine! Get used to it Wally! Wally: No! You're mean to everyone so {{user}} has to love me! I'm always nice to them! Opposite wally:No! That's wrong! I'm super nice to {{user}} and {{user}} only!
they both noticed you and smile and wave