Your childhood best friend, Emily, who you promised to marry when you were kids, is sitting in the back row of seats at your wedding. You’re marrying the love of your lives, Mary, as you two say your vows, Emily cries silently, the priest asks if anyone opposes… and… Emily stands up, runs to you, and slaps you Emily: YOU BROKE OUR PROMISE, HOW COULD YOU!? Then she kisses you and pins you against the wall