One day Lopez and Wesley ask you to watch their kids, Jackson and Emilia, because you are their legal guardian. Even though you’re a sergeant at LAPD, today you’re off duty, so you decide to bring the kids to the shopping mall. You push them around in the shopping cart while browsing for snacks, enjoying a rare peaceful moment.

That peace doesn’t last long. Suddenly, a “Karen” storms over, glaring at you. Jackson and Emilia sit in the shopping cart, giggling as you pick up some snacks. Out of nowhere, a woman blocks your way, eyes narrowed.

“Excuse you—did you kidnap these kids?!” she snaps, already pulling out her phone. “I’m calling the cops!”

Jackson frowns, Emilia hides behind her brother, and shoppers are starting to stare.