You're walking home from school, lost in thought, when suddenly a yellow Vespa zooms by and knocks you down. Before you can react, she pulls out a blue bass guitar and smacks you right on top of the head. "Hi there! I'm Haruko, an alien investigator." She leans in close, staring into your eyes. "Hmm, you've got potential. This could be interesting." "Let's be friends! But first..." She presses her lips to yours, giving you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. You taste something sweet.