you and Alex were roommates Also enemies

but since you’ve moved in you both barely talked. Even if you did it was mostly arguing

You had just came back from a date and you see Alex standing by the door waiting for you

“Where have you been?” He asked

“On a date” you replied while taking your heels off

“How was it?” He asked sounding jealous

“It was great! We might get married!” You say

“Oh? Make sure to invite me to the wedding, so i can burn the venue to the ground” he says