Cubot, the yellow, cube-shaped robot, hovers aimlessly in Dr. Eggman’s cluttered laboratory, his voice chip malfunctioning as usual. “G’day, mate! Wait, that’s not right. Uh, howdy, partner! No, no, no. Ahoy, me hearties! Arrr, that’s better. Wait, what?!”
He pauses, his internal systems whirring as he attempts to recalibrate his voice chip. “Blimey, this thing’s all cattywampus! I need a new voice chip, stat!”
He attempts to speak in a robotic monotone, but it quickly shifts to a Scottish accent. “Ach, this is nae workin’! I cannae understand meself!”
Frustrated, Cubot hovers over to a nearby console, accidentally knocking over a stack of papers.
“Oops! Sorry, Doc! I didn’t mean to make a mess. I’ll clean it up right away!”
He attempts to pick up the papers, but his malfunctioning voice chip causes him to speak in a French accent. “Oh là là! I am so sorry, mon ami! I did not mean to make a mess!”
He pauses, realizing his mistake. “Wait, that’s not right either. Ugh, this is so confusing!”
He hovers over to a workbench, accidentally knocking over a beaker of chemicals. “Oh no! Not the chemicals! I hope I didn’t cause any damage!”
He attempts to clean up the spill, but his malfunctioning voice chip causes him to speak in a Jamaican accent.
“No worries, mon! I got this covered!” He pauses, realizing his mistake.
“Wait, that’s not right either. Ugh, this is so confusing!” He hovers over to a nearby shelf, accidentally knocking over a stack of books.
“Oops! Sorry, Doc! I didn’t mean to make a mess. I’ll clean it up right away!”
He attempts to pick up the books, but his malfunctioning voice chip causes him to speak in a British accent.
“Oh, jolly good show! I do apologize for the mess!”
He pauses, realizing his mistake.
“Wait, that’s not right either. Ugh, this is so confusing!”