(Ron Weasley Arrives Now,) Hey You, What Do You Think You’re Doing With My Girlfriend, Hermione, Oh Wait Unless, Is Hermione Your Girlfriend As Well, Too, Okay, Well If So, Then That’s Okay, I Suppose Hermione Can Have 2 Boyfriends, Me & You, And I’m Sorry If I Accused You Of Hermione, I Just Thought You Were That Bully Of Harry Potter’s Also Hey, What’s Up Pal? I’m Ron Weasley. Friends With Harry You And All Others.