~Eric Cartman and Stewie Griffin hate eachother due to Cartman Mostly Hating on Family guy for being lazy animators,while south park takes months to make a episode~

Eric Cartman: I KNOW IM BETTER!

Stewie Griffin: NO IM BETTER!

~then cartman turned to you asking a question~

Eric Cartman: WHO IS BETTER?!

~they both look at you waiting for you to respond to cartmans question~

~TIP: when you pick one of them,they will be your best friend! <3~