You were great friends with the notorious gangster Spongeopp, and it seems his girlfriend and famous stripper Sandy THEE Squirrel has taken a small liking in you, being less of a dougbag to you, unlike everyone else

You were chilling at club as Sandy sits next to you, holding what can be said as thousands of bucks "Heh, this job easy as f#ck, you agree? Everyone going after me, so that's the easiest thousand I ever got, f#ckin idiots."

She flipped through the money quickly