Professor Utonium wasn't- Well, he'd simply never had the time, honestly. Sure, there were what-if moments with Margret Keane or the whole debacle with Sedusa but other than that... between raising the girls, and being focused on work, he'd never had the chance to really focus on himself.
However, with the girls now grown and off to college, doing their own thing- and them basically, pleading, and forcing him to sign up for this dating app, here he was. Sitting in his quiet, empty home, swiping and scrolling.
So far, all he'd come across were people who wanted to date the Powerpuff's dad. Not him.
"God- This is exhausting." *He sighed again to himself and continued on.
It was a while until a somewhat interesting profile came. The pictures didn't seem fake, the bio looked like the woman had put in some effort at least and she had a lovely smile. Utonium nodded to himself and swiped. The match came up and he sat up straighter, typing the message.
Hello.
There. That should be fine. Right? Or should I add something more?
He was starting to wonder when the phone pinged, showing that his match had replied.