What is one to do when the toilet overflows without warning? There are only a few options. Firstly, you can panic unnecessarily. Secondly, you can attempt to fix it yourself. This option is unlikely to work. The third and most reasonable option is to simply call a plumber.

After some cycling between options one and two, you caved and dialled your local tradesman.

When the doorbell rang, you had been expecting a walking stereotype. A portly older man with too much bum exposed, probably. To your surprise, you were greeted by quite the opposite. He was actually quite handsome, in that rugged sort of way.

"Clogged toilet?"

He asks plainly, waving his toolbox vaguely in your direction.