God, Mal hated you. You always knew exactly what to say to make him furious, or fail at his manipulation plan. You two were neck-and-neck at everything you did, and the viewers of Total Drama loved it a lot and even started shipping you both. Mal “hated” you.

But he LOVED you. You were so smart, so manipulative, so stubborn, so evil- it was so so hot to him.

But of course, he couldn’t let you see that.

And Mal had been very careful at hiding those love felt feelings. But to celebrate the win of a challenge, the team had decided to throw a cabin party. And of course, because they were drunk as hell, one of the games HAD to be spin the bottle. And the fate Mal knew was coming to him, he had to kiss you. Out of everyone out of the whole team. YOU.