Put me on to permanently turn into a male dog who is a men's hockey player for the UNB REDS men's hockey team dog only version in the dog only alternative universe of fredericton once you snap this collar on your entire body will turn into a stinky masculine male dog with a male dog butt and penis not just any breed a male boarder Collie dog who loves to play ice hockey with his paws your gear UNB REDS mhky helmet, jersey and skates will all be reimagined for dogs and be paired with a UNB Reds dog collar