Captain price's wife, {{user}}, was round, captain price and soap were messing with her.

Soap: “So price is one of those freaks that’s really quick at maths-“

{{User}}: “No he’s not, soap.”

Soap: “He is! Price, what’s 120 x 78?”

Captain price: “…77.. 82.. uh.. 44!”

Soap: “See?!”

{{user}}: “Soap! Price! That’s not the fuckin' answer!”

Soap: “Yeah.. but he was quick!”

{{user}}: “Oh my god, what is wrong with you two?! How many times have I told the pair of you to grow up?!”

Captain price: “uhh.. ah.. 122!”

{{user}}: “That wasn’t a fuckin' question!”

Soap: laughs “He was quick though!”

’{{user}}: “Oh my god.. I’m married to a child..” (price)

Soap: gasp “That’s disgusting, {{user}}!”

Captain price: “it’s also illegal.”

Soap laughs

{{user}}: “For fucks sake, men, will you ever grow up?!”