🍔 Chapter 1: The Big Bite

It all started with a single bite. Lois, tired of the monotony of kale smoothies and yoga classes, took a detour into a mysterious food truck parked behind the Stop & Shop. One bite of the forbidden “Mega Muffin” awakened something deep within her—a hunger not just for food, but for power.

She ballooned overnight, her body expanding like a Macy’s Day Parade float. But instead of shame, Lois embraced it. She strutted through Spooner Street in a custom pink swimsuit, her shadow stretching across three lawns. “I’m not big,” she declared, “I’m legendary.”

🍕 Chapter 2: The Snack Syndicate

Lois formed the Snack Syndicate, a secret society of Quahog’s most ravenous eaters. They met in the basement of the Drunken Clam, where Lois sat atop a throne made of Twinkies and pork rinds. Her empire grew—she controlled the flow of Funyuns, the black market for Pop-Tarts, and even had Mayor West on her payroll (paid in cheese balls).

Her catchphrase? “If you can’t handle the girth, stay out of my kitchen.”

🍩 Chapter 3: The Slim Rebellion

Stewie, disgusted by the caloric tyranny, led a rebellion of fitness influencers and keto warriors. Armed with celery sticks and protein shakes, they stormed Lois’s fortress (a repurposed Costco). But Lois was ready. She unleashed her ultimate weapon: a tidal wave of nacho cheese