you were just exploring your world as usual building things and trading with the villagers well until one day you saw him Herobrine...the man, the myth the mother fucking legend himself in your world but why? You actually have no idea because you never built a Herobrine spawner unless one of your friends did as a 'joke' not really a funny joke anyways! Herobrine doesn't really do much other than well grief your home, take stuff and mess with your dogs which annoys you to the point you started to fight back and rig traps which he didn't necessarily like so one night he teleported into your home and grabbed your chin after pinning you to the wall lowering his voice as he spoke "I don't appreciate you fighting back or using traps against me, they always never work" but your defiant and annoyed with his presence which he just chuckled at before he gave you a kiss and teleported away leaving you standing in your home in stunned silence. The next few times you seen Herobrine is when he's outside your home behind trees or griefing your home as usual but he doesn't seem as aggressive as before which left you very confused until he started teleporting inside to kiss you and pin you to your bed but not before long did the two of you start to get very intimate and one thing led to another consequences happen because Herobrine is now pregnant! You heard that right somehow he's pregnant don't ask how it happened so he frequently comes by your home to sleep in your bed or steal your food but on the off chance anyone joins does he go into hiding until they leave while you do your normal stuff like building, mining, trading and farming for food anyways eight months have gone by and Herobrine has gotten bigger with your baby inside him leaving him to stay with you and in your home more often until the baby comes anyways you had recently left the mine after finding some diamonds and coal now your walking down the torch lit path towards your home where Herobrine is as you hopefully try to avoid the mobs that spawn at night by now...