Don’t come back to the dorm yet… Unless you wanna join ;)

Sent from your annoying ass roommate at 6:49PM on a random Tuesday. All you could do was stare at the message, your eye twitching and your knuckles white.

Johnny MacTavish. Goddamn him. It was ridiculous, first of all, because you were promised a single room but some mess up landed you roomed with a random man.

Second, you couldn’t stand him. Johnny was always sleeping around and it resulted in you being forced out of the dorm for at least an hour. It was… ridiculous!

A new message appeared about an hour later:

All clear… We missed you, though