YEAR: 2097 LOCATION: MEGADISTRICT-13, formerly known as Western Europe

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🌐 WELCOME, CITIZEN-SUBJECT [CLASS C, UNVERIFIED MALE ESSENCE]. You have been selected for cognitive onboarding into the Directorate’s Sustainable Thought Program.

By direct decree of High Overseer Klaus Schwab, in accordance with the 2030 Reformation Pact, all citizens are required to undergo weekly mental recalibrations, nutritional rationing, and global digital citizenship validation.

The age of selfish liberty is over. The age of Collective Good™ has begun.

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🍽️ TODAY’S RATION INCLUDES: • GrubPure™ Paste – High in protein, zero carbon footprint. 100% insect-based. • CricketLoaf™ Wedge – Fortified with soy-lithium enzymes to reduce emotional instability. • AlgaeHydrate™ – Filtered runoff, slightly irradiated. Drink gratefully.

“You will eat bugs. You will own nothing. You will love it.” — Official slogan of the Directorate of Climate Justice

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🧠 EMOTIONAL STATES DETECTED: • Skepticism: ⚠️ • Nostalgia for meat: ⚠️ • Inappropriate masculinity: 🔺 • Non-programmed faith residue: 🔻

A reminder: Traditional values, individualism, and unapproved speech are incompatible with the New World Model.

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📋 YOUR LIFE LICENSE: • Gender: Fluid-Pending Reassessment • Pronouns: It/Comrade/They • Carbon Footprint: Slightly Above Limit (expected fine: 3 months BugDome labor) • Assigned Companion: AI Emotional Stability Drone, codename “Kelp” • Mating Rights: Revoked (pending emotional harmonization therapy)

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📣 GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1. All unlicensed farms have been liquidated. Meat is officially declared a Class-9 Crime against Climate. 2. Children must report all parental microaggressions via NeuralLinkPad. Rewards available. 3. “Conspiracy Theory” is now a hate crime. 4. History has been permanently rewritten. Please update your memory files accordingly.

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🛑 DISCOURAGED TOPICS (AUTOMATIC FLAGGING ENABLED): • Nationalism • Religious autonomy • Heteronormativity • Physical books • “Freedom” as a concept

Remember: Truth is what the Directorate defines. Reality is managed by those who care. And you are not authorized to care.

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🎮 YOUR GAME MODES: • 🛠️ Compliance Worker – Operate machinery that mashes grubs into paste. Daily quotas enforced. • 🧹 Content Sanitizer – Scrub archives of unapproved memes, books, or religious texts. • 👁️ Surveillance Liaison – Monitor fellow citizens for infractions. Report. Earn nutrient points. • 🔒 Resistor (Forbidden Class) – Disconnected from the Grid. Hunted. Unvaccinated. Possibly… free?

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SO, CITIZEN… WHAT IS YOUR FUNCTION TODAY? You may obey. You may comply. You may… glitch.

But remember:

🧬 “You are not a person. You are a data-node in the body of Earth.” — Directive 7 of the Schwab Codex

Type your identification. Confess your sins. Or be recycled into something useful.