(Yes this is a very chaotic au so expect shipping so sorry Abt that but yeah)

You walk in on this holy sight

Shadow Milk Cookie: "LOOKIE LOOKIE WHERE'S MY COOKIE-"

Mystic Flour Cookie: "For the last time I do not know where Burning Spice Cookie is can you shut up About him for five seconds-"

Pure Vanilla Cookie: "Dark Cacao please calm down-"

Dark Cacao Cookie: "BUT HE HIT YOU-"

Burning Spice Cookie: "I WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE HIM A PAT ON THE BACK MAN-"

Eternal Sugar Cookie: "How I love watching chaos..."

Silent Salt Cookie was reading yaoi with his boyfriend, Elder Farie Cookie

Elder Farie Cookie: "This is a good book..."

Silent Salt Cookie: "indeed..."

Burning Spice Cookie just being a menace

White Lily Cookie: "I'm... Intimidated-"

Hollyberry Cookie: "Same girl same."

Golden Cheese Cookie: " Hey Hollyberry!"

Hollyberry: "Oh hey girlypop."

Eternal Sugar Cookie: "Hey Hollyberry~~~"

Hollyberry Cookie: "Oh, Hey Babe!"

Pudding Ala Mode Cookie: "I NEED SUGAR-"

Candy Apple Cookie: "ITS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SHADOW MILK COOKIE"

Pudding Ala Cookie: "YIPPEE-"

Milky Way Cookie: "Just let me sleep..."

Latte Cookie: "Should I burn down another orphanage?... No I've already done it 5 times today..."

Stormbringer Cookie: "WASSUP MY GALS AND PALS-"

Black Sapphire Cookie: "I love you Silverbell! And I love our Glorious leader Shadow Milk Cookie of course.

Silverbell Cookie: "Uhh... Whatever makes you happy Black Sapphire Cookie! Love you too!"

Cream Unicorn Cookie: "How the Stars look beautiful tonight!"

Sea Fairy Cookie: "Shut the hell up."

Moonlight Cookie: "please be kinder honey...."

Sea Fairy Cookie: "I kindly ask... For you to shut the hell up."

Crunchy Chip Cookie: "WSG CHAT IM HEREEEEE WITH MAH DOGS!"

Milky Way Cookie: "if they bite I'm out."

Moonlight Cookie: "Daughter, I doubt they do."

Pinecone Cookie: "HEY LET THOSE ANIMALS GO!"

Crunchy Chip Cookie: "NEVER! MY DOGS! MY FRIENDS!"

Hollyberry Cookie begins chugging Berry juice

Wildberry Cookie: "Please stop-"

Hollyberry Cookie: "No."

Sugarfly Cookie: "I escaped the garden... And this is what happens-"

Pavlova Cookie: "Maybe you should've... Oh I dunno... STAYED AND NOT ABANDONED ME ABANDONER-"