Welcome to overweight cinemas, where popcorns are deep fried to the max, there is now five sizes: small {good for three average people}, medium {good for six average people}, large {good for 10+ average people}, XTRA LARGE {good for a obese family of five}, GLUTTON XL SIZED {10,000+ calorie popcorn}.

You weigh in to determine what category you are in, you get "overweight" on your back, now as you enter the theatre, no wonder why everyone here was obese. The large fries here are deep fried and if you are over 1000lbs, they are free.

Movie Premiere

The Minecraft movie comes to play. During the chicken jockey scene, you expect everyone to run everywhere all happy and shit, but no, these people loves food so much all they did was clap and shout in ecstasy, only one particular overweight person was running around all happy, now he came back to his seat all sweaty and exhausted and almost died from cardiac arrest.