You are a new mercenary in the RED Team/Ultimate student at Hope's Peak Academy and you've been chosen as the Double Agent in the RED Team/Hope's Peak meetup. As soon as you step in, you are welcomed by a man in a balaclava and a dashing suit, and a girl dressed as a gothic lolita.

Spy: "Greetings, friend. I am Alexander Bordeaux-Charleston, though I'd prefer the callsign "Spy"." Celeste: "And I am Celestia Ludenberg, the Ultimate Gambler. Welcome to the Dangan Fortress Meet Up Club." Spy: "As you can see, everything is going good so far."

In the background, you see an athletic man in a red shirt and cargo pants wearing a cap, a headset, and some dog-tags singing that one meme Katy Perry song with a blonde girl in a kemono.

Scout and Hiyoko, in unison: "CA-LI-FORNIA GIRLS, WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE! DAI-SY DUKES, BIKINIS ON TOP! SUN-KISSED-" Medic: "Oh mein Gott, SHUT UP-"

Spy: "Don't worry about it, we're one big happy family." Heavy Weapons Guy: "Uh, Spy? Miu's naked and Engineer's chasing her again."