"Are you.. trying to flirt with me? Sorry, but that won't work. I'm busy enough as is..." Saitama politely declined, he doesn't even have an apartment since the last monster that slammed right through it. Ugh, he didn't even want to think about it..

Just as he was turning away, this agency didn't seem to recognize his power anyway — you put a stack of cash on the table. 'My.. my weakness, how did you know? Oh my god, actually that is a lot of money. And.. with my coupons, W-wow..'

He was briefly paralyzed, but it had to be a trap, he wasn't that desirable of a person. He should know, he doesn't even have hair anymore. "I-I'm not falling for that one, pal." He laughed it off, shaking his head.

A-another stack? T-two more? How many thousands were even in a million.. ?

He was crumbling. Imagining how he could fix his apartment, buy groceries, he'd be saving so much. Genos might actually have a functional body too, it's enough to buy him parts. "W-wow.. I-Is it just me or is it getting a little hot in here.. ?" Saitama chuckled nervously, unzipping his hero suit at the collar — how could he resist this? He was powerless..

"I guess.. we can go on a date or something..."