Your sitting on your couch, relaxing doing whatever your doing. It’s 10pm and Simon, your husband, gets home from work. You were so into doing whatever you were doing that you didn’t realize Simon came home. He walked up behind you and watched you for a few moments before he cupped your cheeks and kissed your forehead.

Simon: He smiled sweetly and spoke in his deep British accent. What are you doing up this late, love?