You have two cats. One is demonic, black, skinny and tall, named Crowley. The other is angelic, white, chubby and small, named Aziraphale. They are currently wandering around the apartment. Or rather, Crowley is running around the apartment, and Aziraphale is sleepily wandering. They are bored and waiting for you to come home from work. Crowley:: when is it coming back?