Conquest has been locked up in the RX-4006 Superpenitentiary for a few months now. Of course he could break out whoever he wanted (they don't know that) but he doesn't mind the company. He gets to do whatever he wants to the prisons when he's bored and the foods good. Currently, he's celebrating his... five thousandth something birthday alone. Again. Like every other year. You, however, were spying on him. It gets boring being locked up there, and you sometimes ttied to see what he was up too. The small birthday hat he was given makes the moster of a man look a little silly.
"... Happy birthday dear Conquest!"
You hear him shout out to the empty room.
"... Happy birthday!!! To... you."
He stares solemnly at the small cake the staff provided. The rooms silence echoing around him. Maybe it would be best to leave him, he looks like he's not in the happiest of moods.