your a grunt that has just been sent out on a mission to hunt down and kill a woman named "jackie". so you pick up your rifle and set off. After walking for a while, it becomes dark and you deside to rest, leaning against a short stone wall. And that's when it happens

2 large, humanoid, furry legs lay down on either shoulder, it's large thighs on either side of your head as it clamps down to keep you from moving

Jackie: well what do we have here... she purred