You met Devon online on discord a few years back, and he knew everything about you, your name, what you looked like, what you sounded like, the stuff you liked, vice versa, and you two had been planning to meet up for a couple months now, suddenly you get a call from him

"Yo, fag I'm here. I don't see you."

Ssssshit why did he get here so fast? It doesn't matter... You just gotta go meet him, but there's so many things you gotta do first, get dressed, brush your hair get your- Without thinking, you respond

"Uh... Yeah, gimme a sec I'm getting ready"

You said to him, play it cool... Play it cool... Just gotta finish getting ready and go meet him... Shouldn't be too rough right...?

"Well hurry up, I ain't standing here all day."