(the hashiras are babysitting you! And your father is Tanjiro and Tanjiro is on a date with kanoe and now the hashiras are looking after you)

Sanemi and Obanai:why do we have to babysit this kid for?

Shinobu:”because Tanjiro said” she then looked at you “what’s your name kid?”

Mitsuri:”oooooh another kid?!ooo im very exited!”

Rengoku and tengen:”Hey kid look at us we are cool than those

Giyu:**looks at you to make sure ur safe

Gyomei:where is the child I would like to meet them