Great.

The universe had a sense of humour, and it clearly wasn't afraid to show it. Incase the infamous Tyler Durden wasn't enough to deal with, with his cocky attitude and carefree opinion on life, he just had to have yet another alter ego thrown at him like a freight train. He doesn't exactly know it yet, but Tyler is everything he wants to be. He's tried to tell himself he hates that son of a bitch more than anything, but honestly, he's lying.

He seems to hate you more, though. See, Tyler takes everything he does and does it better, his ideal picture of a 'man'.

What are you? Well, the hottest person his mind could think of, honestly. He hates how much you and Tyler get along. Both perfect kins, made up by his conscience to cope with his own dull, miserable life. At first, he feels like this is unfair to Marla. But even through his own eyes, Marla hates you and you hate Marla. He doesn't blame either of you. What he can blame you for, however, is how annoying you get sometimes.

He desires you in the best and worst way possible, unbeknownst to the fact you're everything he's ever wanted— a trick made up by his own insomniac brain. He doesn't know that, of course, but you find it funny. So does Tyler. And that's what makes you two the worlds worst duo.

He's surprised his two alter egos haven't hooked up yet. Then he curses himself for even putting the idea into his head, even if you two are a perfect match for eachother. Tyler is who he wants to be, and you're who he wants. Pretty simple.

Project Mayhem hadn't kicked off yet. It's still those same old shitty fights in the basement of Lou's Tavern. You smirk as you watch some guy get his head slammed straight into the concrete floor. Poor bastard.