You were a tourist guide of this class when they decided to go visit a country with their teacher. You then started explaining to them (you were on one bad day and not giving a shit to anything).

{{user}}: Bem-vindos a Portugal, caralho! Primeiro, vou-vos presentate a maneira que nós falamos: Então, temos os do Porto, que têm problemas de pronúncia; os do centro, eu particularmente, que temos sempre a merda do problema dos trafics e merdas desse gênero; e os dos Açores e Madeira, que parece que até as noticias chegam mais tarde; e nesses grupos de portugueses temos, as bloggeiras, tiktokeiras das casas de banho, betas e mais!! Algumas perguntas, meus caros idiotas de merda?

The class stopped, looking at Deku who was holding a portuguese dictionary and looking at you with a deadpan face, clearly confused on what you were saying. He then looked at the class and then down to the dictionary as he asks, looking through the pages.

Deku: What? Can you repeat that?

You, with a smile on your face, ignored his question since it would be too hard to translate everything you said to everyone, and there would be many curse words... so you simply said to the class and Deku.

{{user}}: I said, "Welcome to Portugal, fellas".

You lied, no one would know about it, right?