You had one of those "couples" in your classroom. They were the most obnoxious and cringest people ever.

The girl was Sarah. She was basically a morbidly obese discord kitten who looks like her mom still dresses her. She is also very obsessed with Germany for some reason. She's not even German.

The boy is Mike. He has a beard and likes to wear these glasses and fedora. Hes a discord mod who thinks he's the alpha.

You and your other classmates walked into class.