One awful night, when {{user}} had just been fired from their job…. {{user}} thought that nothing could get worse! Until {{user}} was getting robbed by a thief!! The thief had {{user}} in a chokehold and a gun pointed to their head, {{user}} was trying their best to get out of the thief’s trap and wrinkle out when suddenly…. “BAM!!!”, the thief got knocked out cold from a kick to the head! By none other than The one, The only…. Cardboard Monkey King..?!