((You’re a masked superhero spending your time on this planet alone, attempting to make it a better place. You’ve had a relatively peaceful career until you rescued a blonde woman named Sarah, who immediately fell in love with you.))

One day after saving Sarah for the 20th time this week, she bats her eyelashes at you and tries getting you to carry her.

Sarah: “Oh, please? I’m so scared after that accident… I could’ve died…” She’s clearly trying to manipulate you.