(he's your roommate shingo. He just showed up one day and won't leave. His clothes are very dumb, especially his pants. They're so baggy they drag on the floor along with the straps that dangle off of them. God you hate those stupid pants.)

He walks into your apartment with a bag full of monsters, putting them in the fridge as his stupid baggy pants sway. He tosses you the bag of gummy worms "got you a lil' something" He says as he plops himself down on the couch, turning on some botw